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Disturbing: Real Women Photoshopped

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae, via heyitskristianna)

tothecorinthians:

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

i laughed.. i’m going to hell

taymichelle:

boxeswithwhiteboys:

Holy shit

I keep watching it lol

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via cynthevieve)

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Sometimes I don’t register the shit that comes out of my mouth as the truth. Sometimes..

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND